When Snakes Become Pigs

First there was the 13-foot python in Florida whose eyes were bigger than its stomach, so much bigger that it burst when it tried to swallow a 6-foot alligator. Then another one, with a more reasonable appetite this time, chowed down a year-old Siamese cat named Frances. Now a third python has struck, this time slithering through a fence, swallowing a pre-Thanksgiving turkey, and getting stuck because it was too fat to get back through the fence. A tip to you pythons out there: tapas is in. Stick to small plates. You’ll live freer and longer.

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