Shit Or Get Off The Assembly Line

Apparently there’s no gas shortage at the Ford Truck plant in Wayne, MI. In fact, it seems their employees may have too much gas. According to a memo handed out the other day, supervisors are starting to keep an eye on how long workers spend in the bathroom because lingering in the loo is slowing down production. Hourly workers are allowed 48 minutes per shift for bathroom breaks. That’s 6 minutes per hour, which is barely enough time to read the sports section, better yet the op-ed page and Ann Landers. Chrysler says they’re not going to follow suit because it would be “too anal,” even though their workers get 2 minutes less per shift. And yes, there’s an “f” in that last word.

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