God Still More Popular Than Jesus

A survey of English children under 10 years old found that God is the World’s Most Famous Person. Jesus came in third after soccer player Wayne Rooney. The Beatles, who once said they were more popular than Jesus, apparently lied. Or have just fallen out of favor. The rest of the list:

4. David Beckham
5. The Queen
6. Harry Potter
7. Beyonce
8. Father Christmas
9. Robbie Williams
10. Simon Cowell