Keep Those Thoughts Away From Me

A woman in New Mexico claims David Letterman has been using “code words, gestures and eye expressions” on his show to let her know that he wants her to move East, marry him, and be trained to be his co-host. Last week she asked for a temporary restraining order to make him quit bugging her. She asked that he be forced to stay at least 3 yards away from her and not “think of me, and release me from his mental harassment and hammering.” Instead of suggesting she wear her aluminum foil helmet 24-hours a day instead of just during waking hours, the judge granted her the restraining order. Hopefully Letterman won’t have too much difficulty complying.

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