No Wonder They Call Him The Man Of Steel

According to The Sun, Britain’s impeccable news source, the latest Superman is showing his bulges too much, and we’re not talking about his biceps. Even though the wardrobe crew has fitted actor Brandon Routh with a special codpiece in his tights, reports are that the studio may still need to erase his, uh, super endowment digitally. Hey, PG doesn’t mean “Plentiful Girth,” you know. No word on whether Lois gets to ask, “Is that a piece of steel you bent with your bare hands or are you happy to see me?”

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