You can buy most anything on eBay, from unopened packs of baseball cards to a pretzel that looks like the Virgin Mary. But you couldn’t buy a two-headed albino rat snake. Until now, that is. The World Aquarium of St. Louis, MO, says they’re putting “We” up for auction. The starting price is $150,000. Plus shipping, of course. They bought him for $15,000 six years ago which means he’s been a pretty good investment. So far the auction hasn’t appeared online, but while you’re waiting you can look for food items on which the image of Jesus or Mary Virgin has appeared. Maybe even one with two faces. (UPDATE: Nutra Pharma Corp., a biotechnology company, has adopted the snake, hopefully not for drug testing.)