Press One To Speak To A Hot, Horny Admissions Officer

When prospective foreign students called a toll-free number listed on the admissions application they received from Seton Hall University they found themselves connected to a phone-sex chat line where they could “Spark up your days and nights with stimulating talk.” It makes one long for the good old days when simulating campus talk was about Plato, Nietzsche, and Kerouac.