Hey Dad? Oh Never Mind

Super soccer star David Beckham had to give up helping his six-year-old son Brooklyn — yes, Brooklyn — with his math homework because it was too difficult. “It’s totally done differently to what I was teached when I was at school,” the never-an-English major remarked. In what is surely a bad sign, Beckham was forced to get his wife Victoria, the former Posh Spice, to take over for him. This helps explain why Beckham has a tattoo on his right forearm that says, “The ball goes into the other team’s net.”

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