A Pastry By Any Other Name Is Just As Flaky

“Pass the Rose of Muhammad pastries” just doesn’t have the same ring as “pass the Danish,” but if you cherish your beard you’d better adjust. Bakeries in Tehran have changed the name of the pastries because, well, they’re not very happy with the Danes these days and Freedom Pastries just doesn’t have the right ring. Maybe after the next election. Large dogs will henceforth be known as Great Roses of Muhammad, Hamlet will be referred to as the Melancholy Rose of Muhammad, and the singer of “Tell It To My Heart” will be known as Taylor Rose of Muhammad.

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