It’s Chief Justice Homer, Right?

A survey by the McCormick Tribune Freedom Museum found that 22 percent of Americans could name all five members of the Simpson family while only one in 1,000 people could name all five First Amendment freedoms. And no, they’re not the freedom to watch TV, bear the remote, think Duff beer exists, rub Cheetos grease on the arm of a La-Z-Boy, and the freedom to earn Doh!