Touring Like A Rock Star

According to a list posted at The Smoking Gun, Dick Cheney has some room requirements that need to be taken care of before he checks into a hotel. There needs to be decaf coffee and decaf diet Sprite, the TV must be tuned to — hold onto your hats now! — Fox news, and there must be a microwave oven, presumably in case his pacemaker needs to be jump started. There’s no mention of raw meat, shotgun shells, or a Scowl-o-Meter in the bathroom so he can look in the mirror and practice.

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