Gentlemen, Start Your Thetans

In an attempt to mold itself more and more to their top cheerleader’s career, The Church of Scientology has taken a page from Days of Thunder and is sponsoring a NASCAR race car. And why not, one car already has “Racing With Jesus” painted on it. All we need is a Buddha Buggy, Mohammedmobile, and Super Shiva 500 and we’ll find out once and for all whose god comes in first. vroooOOOOMMMM!