Rock…Paper….Law Brief!

A federal judge who got tired of two lawyers constantly bickering in court ordered them to meet on the courthouse steps for a modern day duel, ordering them to resolve their latest spat by playing “one (1) game of ‘rock, paper, scissors.’ ” Each accompanied by a court-ordered paralegal as their second, of course. If it goes well, the now legitimized dispute resolution technique could be used by Congress to work out differences in the immigration bill, by Israel and Palestine to agree on a border, by the United Nations to keep John Bolton busy and out of the way in the back hallway, and by Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie to settle their feud once and for all.

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