Vee Haf Vays To Make You Change Your Mind

Pentagon officials say they’ll make public all of the military’s interrogation techniques when they release the new version of the Army Field Manual rather than keep some secret by putting them in a classified section. The decision came after months of pressure from members of Congress. Not to mention being forced to undergo the Water Board Interrogation (Method #143), Extended Sleep Deprivation (#14zzzzzzz), Dog Nipping at Genitals (#274B), and You’re Beautiful (listening to James Blunt for 24 straight hours).

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