Don’t Have A Chinese Cow, Man!

Step aside Bart, Mickey, and Pikachu. As of September 1, China is banning all foreign cartoons from being broadcast during prime time in order to give Chinese animators a chance. This is on the heels of recent rules that TV stations have to limit foreign programming, stop airing scary movies during prime time, and have hosts dress more conservatively and use fewer English words. You know, like “freedom.” In trade retaliation, no restaurant in the United States will serve kung pao chicken after 6:00 pm, on Fridays we’ll all be required to use Fiesta dinnerware instead of our good china, and all Chinese fire drills will be suspended until further notice.

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