Put On Your Life Breast, Now!

Rushed to the hospital after being wounded in a Hizbollah rocket attack, an Israeli woman’s life was saved by her breast implants. Doctors discovered shrapnel embedded in her silicone implants, just inches from her heart, which they say saved her life. In response, the Pentagon has announced that, as added protection, all new military recruits will undergo breast enhancement surgery while in boot camp.

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