Vee Haff Alternatiff Vays To Make You Talk

President Bush admitted yesterday that the CIA has been operating secret prisons in foreign countries to hold terrorism evil-doers. While he says these prisoners aren’t being tortured, he does admit that the CIA is using “alternative” interrogation methods. Apparently using ginseng, acupuncture, homeopathy, and chiropracty are paying off since some prisoners are being transferred to Guantánamo to await a military tribunal. Now maybe my HMO will finally decide to cover those services too.

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