In an environmentally correct, gas saving move, Oklahomans will no longer have to drive to Texas or other surrounding states to have hearts tattooed on their biceps that say “Mom,” have their name written across their shoulders in old English lettering, draw focus from their exposed butt cracks by getting tramp stamps, or go to jail to get “L-O-V-E” and “H-A-T-E” tattooed on their knuckles. The state has joined the rest of the country — and the 21st century — by deciding to allow tattoo parlors in the state. Next up, their state motto will be changed from Labor Omnia Vincit (Labor Conquers All Things) to Atramentum Omnia Vincit (*Ink Conquers All Things).