Not Quite The Real Thing

Surprised by complaints from parents about the name of a drink their stores were selling, 7-Eleven decided to stop stocking Cocaine. The soft drink. True it doesn’t contain any of the drug — the kick comes from lots and lots of caffeine — and the logo on the red can resembles lines of white powder, but still. You mean it wasn’t named after the Eric Clapton song? I guess that means the Heroin drink mix, Meth snortable vitamins, and Marijuana candy cigarettes are going to have to go too.

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