If your cell phone gets stolen, you don’t have to be the only one to scream, now your phone can scream too. If your phone gets swiped, a service introduced by a company in England lets you remotely wipe the phone’s memory clean, lock the phone, and cause it to emit a loud, annoying, high-pitched scream that won’t stop until the battery’s removed. With luck the next generation of the software will have a gentler voice that reminds you when you’re talking loud enough for everyone around you to hear the details of your sex life, apologizes to people in the room for playing songs from High School Musical as a ringtone, and tells you to hang up when you’re driving and not paying attention to the road.