Now That’s One Big(ger) A-Hole

A 22-year-old Man in Sunderland, England, shot off fireworks to celebrate Bonfire Night, which marks the night Guy Fawkes used gunpowder to try to blow up Parliament in the 17th century. Not as bright as Mr. Fawkes, and not understanding the meaning of the word “Parliament,” this man inserted a firecracker into his bum — that’s buttocks to you and me — and lit it. He’s currently recovering in a hospital after being treated for internal injuries, including a scorched colon and charred reputation. You know, maybe Darwin was right…..

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