How Many Musicians Does It Take To Screw In Windows Vista?

It took 20 people 18 months to come up with 500 sounds that ended up as the four chords that play for four seconds when Windows Vista starts up. Microsoft is looking at converting the theme into a three-minute song which they estimate will take 900 people 67.5 years to come up with 22,500 sounds that will end up containing 180 chords. One can only hope it will be a free download.