If He Quacks Up Like A Duct

It turns out that duct tape, which will fix just about anything and supposedly get rid of warts, is also good for restraining out of control astronauts. According to NASA’s written procedures for dealing with a suicidal or psychotic astronaut in space, the astronaut’s crewmates should bind his wrists and ankles with duct tape, fasten him down with a bungee cord, and if need be, inject him with tranquilizers. It looks like the book is going to have to be retitled “1002 Uses For Duct Tape.”

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