A Man’s Throne Is His Castle

Roto-Rooter is giving away a $5,000 custom-made toilet. Unlike the best Japanese toilets, there’s no heated seat, bidet, hot air dryer, butt-massager, or sign of Hello Kitty. There is, however, a laptop computer, flat-screen monitor, DVD player, Xbox, TiVo, refrigerator with beer tap, and exercise bike. Oh yeah, and the iCarta stereo dock for an iPod with built-in toilet paper holder. Come on, let’s all sing: “And away goes your life, down the drain. Roto-Rooter.”

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