They’re fighting in court over whether Anna Nicole Smith should be buried in California or the Bahamas and, after having James Brown’s body hanging around since Christmas Day, his family has finally agreed on where to bury him. Though they’re not saying where that is. Donald Trump’s family will be happy to know there won’t be a fight when he dies. He just announced that he’d like to be buried in Bedminster, New Jersey. And who wouldn’t? It seems Trump has filed for permission to build a wedding chapel on a golf course he owns there and, sometime in the future, plans to convert it into a mausoleum for himself and his family. Me? I’m easy. Just cremate me. Then gather my friends and sit around one night and smoke me.