Just Don’t Drink The Bath Water

Tired of waiting until you get out of the morning shower to get — or continue — your caffeine jolt? Save time with Shower Shock, a caffeinated bar of soap that supposedly delivers 200 milligrams of caffeine per serving. Uh, per shower. That’s as much as two shots of espresso, more than twice the caffeine of a Red Bull, and the equivalent of drinking almost 48 oz. of Mountain Dew. And none of those get you clean. At least not externally. What next, a shampoo named Gee Your Hair Smells Like Jolt Cola?

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