A new Dutch reality TV show called Big Donor Show will feature a terminally ill woman with an inoperable brain tumor who will choose one of three contestants to be the lucky recipient of one of her kidneys. Viewers will be able to vote by sending text messages — at about 47 cents a pop — but their votes won’t count. Except, of course, as additions to the producer’s bank account. If the show is a success, as they expect it will be, don’t be surprised to see a mash-up of American Idol and Big Donor Show where contestants sing their hearts out, with the best singer receiving a new one and having it transplanted on live TV. Maybe they could call it Organ Recital.