I Love Paris In The Jailtime

Paris Hilton’s psychiatrist — who would have thought she’d have one? — says she’s “emotionally distraught and traumatized” by the idea of spending 45 days with a roommate named Bertha just because she violated her probation in a drunk-driving case. Emotionally distraught and traumatized? Now she knows how the rest of us feel when we have to read about her. Dr. Charles Sophy says poor Paris needs time to recover from the shock of receiving jail time before she can testify in a civil case brought against her by Zeta Graff. You have to admit, bringing a doctor’s note excusing you from testifying beats saying your Chihuahua, Tinkerbell, ate your testimony.

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