Breathe Deep The Gathering Gloom
Ah, Rome! There must be something in the air that makes one feel so good there. Oh, there is. It’s caffeine and tobacco. Also cocaine and marijuana. In a recent study, scientists at the Institute for Atmospheric Pollution found particles of cocaine and marijuana in the air. True, it was only 0.1 nanograms per cubic meter, but that just means you have to breathe deeper to detect it without having to buy expensive scientific instruments. Alarmed, the city is launching a campaign to clean things up: “Drugs in the air, it’s nothing to sniff at.”
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