Cool As A Pepsi Cucumber

Pepsi, getting desperate to do something to catch up to Coke’s sales in Japan, has introduced a new soda there — Pepsi Ice Cucumber. It’s green, they say it’s refreshing, and it doesn’t really have any cucumber in it, only artificial cucumber flavoring. Yum! Pepsi hopes a drink that’s “cool as a cucumber” will be refreshing in the summer heat. Not to mention bank account filling. Lord help everyone if it’s popular or the next cooling drink they’ll come out with will be Pepsi Cold As A Witch’s Tit. Also artificially flavored, I hope.

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