One Order Of Fried Tuna Helper To Go!

Entrants in this year’s Big Tex Choice Awards at the Texas State Fair are trying to create as much excitement as last year’s winner — fried Coke. Entries this year include Deep Fried Lattes, Zesty Fried Guacamole Bites, Fried Peach Cobbler on a Stick, and Fried Banana Pudding. All trans fat-free, to be sure. The winner will be announced on Labor Day. With a big burp.