Discovery Canyon Campus elementary school in Colorado Springs, CO, has banned playing tag on the school playground because some children complained they were being harassed or chased against their will. Uh, isn’t that what tag is about? The children, their self-esteem now boosted, can still play running games as long as they don’t chase each other. Gee, that sounds like fun. Maybe from now on they should play musical chairs with more than enough chairs for all the kids so no one feels left out, hide and seek in a large open space so everyone can be found without undue frustration, and hopscotch without the squares so there’s no chance of anyone feeling foolish by stepping on a line.