All I Want For Christmas Is A Spirochete

Halloween is over and the turkey’s defrosting so it will be ready to put in the oven on Thanksgiving. Time to start that Christmas shopping. If you’re looking for one-stop shopping this year, head to Giant Microbes, where you can get stuffed animals that look like their tiny counterparts. From the Common Cold virus to Ebola, Athlete’s Foot to Gonorrhea, they’re soft, cuddly, and easier to get rid of than the real thing. Hopefully next year they’ll come out with Giant Antibiotics and Giant Vaccines to get rid of this year’s presents that don’t get played with.

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