After five years of not being able to find anyone who would put up $50 million in exchange for having their name slapped on the University of Wisconsin-Madison School of Business, Dean Michael Knetter took another tack and found 13 alumni who pledged $85 million as long as the school wouldn’t be named for a donor for at least 20 years. It’s a good concept. I plan on offering the next telemarketer that calls a nice donation if they promise not to bother me during dinner for the next five years, will buy a year’s subscription to Watchtower from the Jehovah’s Witnesses if they swear they won’t wake me up on Saturday morning at 8:00 am for a year, and will agree to shop at any store that promises not to try to sell me an extended warranty on every item I buy.