Paris Hilton, trying to prove she’s changed and is no longer the party girl we all think she is, has found a charity project near and dear to her heart — helping drunken elephants in India. “The elephants get drunk all the time,” she said. “It is becoming really dangerous. We need to stop making alcohol available to them.” If she’s successful in instituting reforms, anyone buying liquor in India will be carded to make sure they’re not an elephant, the fine for an elephant being caught using a fake ID will be doubled, and anyone caught buying pastis for a pachyderm will have to spend a weekend listening to Hilton talking about her time in prison.