Rudolph Is A Girl

If you believe the Asbury Park Press, Santa’s reindeer are female. It goes like this: the Alaska Department of Fish and Game says male reindeer shed their antlers long before Dec. 25, while females keep theirs until at least January. Since Santa’s reindeer are always shown to have antlers, it indicates they’re female. Which is good news since that means if they get lost they’ll stop and ask for directions to your house. The moral? Believe in Santa. And in transsexual reindeer. And have a happy holiday.

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