Life Imitates Art

President Bush, never one to back away from a chance to fire a missile if the opportunity arises, has ordered the Navy to shoot down a broken spy satellite before it can enter the Earth’s atmosphere in early March. His first choice was to send Bruce Willis to drill into the satellite and blow it up using a nuclear warhead a la Armageddon, but he wanted too much money and, after all, money is tight and sailors are on salary.

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