Can I Just Drink Enough Water Until I’m Gay?

A recent Associated Press investigation found that our drinking water often contains trace amounts of prescription drugs, including antibiotics, anti-convulsants, mood stabilizers, and sex hormones. What will this do for you besides protect you from getting infections, keep your undiagnosed epilepsy under control, and make you smile and shrug your shoulders about the news? If the fish found by the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service are any indication, it could lead to lower sperm counts, males being feminized, and females developing male genital organs. So drink the eight recommended glasses a day. Soon you might be able to do the things to yourself others have been recommending you do for years.

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