Oh Hell, We Have New Sins

Just when you thought you knew all the sins you had to confess to and atone for, the Catholic Church comes up with a few more. And just in time for Easter, too! According to an interview with Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti published in the Vatican’s newspaper, not only will envy, greed, and murder be sins, so will drugs, pollution, genetic manipulations, and “economic injustices.” No word yet on which, if any of these, will be mortal as opposed to venial sins, so if you’re going to commit any of them, do it now before they get upgraded.

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