Practice Safe Crucifixion

Philippine health officials have issued a warning to anyone planning to re-enact Jesus’ crucifixion by being nailed to a wooden cross on Good Friday. They recommend penitents get a tetanus shot, make sure their whips are clean and infection-free, and sterilize the 6″ nails that will be hammered through their hands and ankles. Be safe. Remember: Cleanliness is next to piousness.