Go Ahead, Name Him Damien

According to the U.S. Census Bureau’s best estimate, the population of the world will hit 6,664,737,085 on May 1st and 6,671,275,141 a month later. That means that sometime during May, somewhere in the world, person number 6,666,666,666 will be born. I don’t know about you, but I’ve seen Rosemary’s Baby, The Omen, and Scary Movie. I’m nervous.