An Internet campaign has been started in China calling for a boycott of the French retail store Carrefour — known as Jialefu and very popular in China — to retaliate for the Paris protests during the Olympic torch relay and French President Nicolas Sarkozy’s saying he might not attend the opening ceremony of the Olympics. If it happens, don’t be surprised to see the French boycott Chinese food, which will cause the Chinese to outlaw French poodles and stop saying “Ooh la la.” Then the French will change the name of crêpe de Chine to crepe de Freedom, the Chinese will stop eating French toast which they don’t eat anyway, and the French will outlaw fortune cookies which are an American invention. Finally they’ll both stop their foolishness and band together against the English, who they both dislike.