But I Wasn’t Smoking The Paper Towels, Honest

A flight attendant on a Compass Airlines plane heading to Saskatchewan was upset about having to work the flight so he set some paper towels on fire in the bathroom, forcing the plane to make an emergency landing in Fargo, ND. The passengers should have been tipped off when he made his pre-flight announcement earlier: “We remind you that this is a non-smoking flight. Tampering with, disabling, or destroying the smoke detectors located in the lavatories is prohibited by law. We want them working should we choose to set this aircraft on fire. We hope you have an enjoyable flight.”

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