Scientists on Marion Island near the Antarctic have filmed a seal trying to have sex with a penguin. “At first we thought it was hunting the penguin, but then it became clear that his intentions were rather more amorous,” a mammal ecologist who was there said. Yeah, and Mom said the chickens were fighting, too. Experts say it’s the first known example of attempted sex between a mammal and another kind of vertebrate, “although some mammals are known to have attempted sexual relief with inanimate objects.” You know, like dogs and table legs, Portnoy and calf’s liver, and your spouse when he or she is tired but accommodating. The video will be on YouTube soon, as well as at Seals-Gone-Wild.com.