This Is Your Autopilot Speaking

In order to save money because of rising fuel costs, United Airlines says it’s going to lay off about 950 pilots, so get used to hearing the flight attendant say, “…and please turn off all electronic devices until the pilot says we’ve reached cruising altitude. Which reminds me, is there a pilot in the house? If so, we’ll give you a voucher good for $29.95 off your next flight if you can get us to Chicago.”

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