It Takes One To Know One. Not That There’s Anything Wrong With That.

The Vatican has announced plans to give psychological tests to candidates for the priesthood in order to screen out heterosexuals who can’t control their sexual urges and those who have strong homosexual tendencies. The tests won’t be obligatory but will be used when seminary rectors “want to be sure a man was qualified for the priesthood.” In conjunction with this, rectors will undergo advanced Gaydar training so they become more sensitive to candidates’ winks, those who use a wide stance in the confessional, and anyone who “accidentally” says semen rectum when referring to the seminary rector.

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