What Doesn’t Shoot You Can Kill You

According to a cardiologist at the University of Michigan, hunters have more to fear than charging animals, falling out of a tree stand, running into PETA activists, or having Dick Cheney as a hunting partner. He says the greatest danger is a heart attack. He recommends that you get a pre-season check-up, follow a cardio training regimen, not hunt alone, carry a cell phone, and preferably stay home and watch Bambi while eating tofu hot dogs.

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