Is That A Gummi Eyeball Or Are You Just Nuts?

Ricardo Jaral, Mexico City’s director for conservation of public spaces, has declared war on chewing gum, which he says covers the city’s sidewalks to the tune of 70 BPSY (blobs per square yard). “When you finish chewing a piece of gum, you either have to put it in a piece of paper and deposit it in a trash receptacle, or swallow it,” he said. Meanwhile in Texas, death row inmate Andre Thomas pulled out his only good eye and told authorities he ate it. No word on whether he thought he was in Mexico and was being a good citizen.

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