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A hardline Hindu organization that opposes “corrupting” Western food imports like Pepsi and Coca Cola is preparing to launch a new soft drink made from cow’s urine. It will be mixed with things such as aloe vera and gooseberry, so it won’t just taste delicious, it will be good for you. “Cow urine offers a cure for around 70 to 80 incurable diseases like diabetes,” said Om Prakash, of the Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS), or National Volunteer Corps. They haven’t decided on a name or a price for the drink yet. How about Yuck Cola and free?

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