Does This Statistic Make My Butt Look Fat?

A survey by British clothier Matalan found that the average woman will spend 287 days over her lifetime—yes, nearly an entire year of her life—going through her wardrobe trying to decide what to wear. She’ll spend 20 minutes figuring out what to wear before going out on a weekend night, 52 minutes for a holiday outfit, will try on two outfits each morning, and every time will ask, “Does this make me look fat?”.

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2 Responses to “Does This Statistic Make My Butt Look Fat?”

  1. jjgotts

    "Does this make me look fat?"

    "No, your fat makes you look fat."

  2. Narconon Arrowhead

    It sounds like these women need a fashion intervention. Or maybe they should just wear looser clothes.

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